Contributions by Jonathan Park
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CABBAGE PATCH DOCTOR
One day in July my father bought a book called The Cabbage Patch
Fib by Paul Jennings. On pages 2 and 3 were some comments about Doctor
Who. On page 2 was a comment and a picture about a Dad who didn't eat
his tea while watching TV:
Dad hadn't noticed because he was too busy pretending not
to be watching Doctor Who on the TV. It is a rule in our family that the
TV is not on at tea time but somehow or other Dad never notices it is on
until Doctor Who is over.
And then there was a comment about cliffhangers:
On the TV I saw
that Doctor Who was just about to be eaten by a green, two-headed monster.
The funny music came on which meant you had to wait until tomorrow to find
out what happens. I knew Doctor Who would not be eaten alive. He never
is because he has to be around for the next episode.
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OH PAUL
This one is in a Banana Book called Oh Paul. On page 18 appears:
In the classroom
Miss Hornbeam was kneeling on the floor in front of a cardboard Dalek.
The Dalek was shouting that it was too hot.
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