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Compiled by Paul Scoones
![[Spaceways]](g/smspacewayss.jpg) |
From Spaceways - An Anthology of Space Poems edited by John Foster
(1986). Note the identity of one of the people looking up at the sky.
(submitted by Jessica Smiler)
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![[Rip It Up]](g/smrips.jpg) |
From Rip it Up magazine, September 1992.
(submitted by Graham Howard)
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![[Max Media]](g/smmax.jpg) |
Max Media is a regular weekly cartoon strip by Chris Knox in Friday's
NZ Herald 'Entertainment' section. These panels come from the 8/1/93
edition. See if you can spot the reference to Doctor Who...
(submitted by Jon Preddle)
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![[Tardis Motors]](g/smtardis.gif) |
Tardis Motors actually exists - it is located at 3 Bentinck St, New Lynn,
Auckland.
(submitted by Matthew Akersten)
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The Fabulous Singlettes, a TV show screened at 10.l5pm on TV1,
Christmas Day 1992, contained the line: "Wow, does Doctor Who's
fancy woman live here?" apparently in reference to the large ladies lavatory
behind a cafe.
(submitted by David Ronayne)
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The song 'Nothing to hold me' by Jesus Jones on their album Doubt has what
appears to be the TARDIS dematerialisation sound at the beginning of the song,
and the same sound effect also appears later on the same track.
(submitted by Fleur Hardman)
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Outrageous British comedian Julian Clary's recent NZ tour featured a sketch in
which a man and a woman from the audience participated in a short piece of
drama. The topic was Doctor Who - Clary played the Doctor, the woman was
his companion, and the man was the Dalek, dressed in a cylindrical 'skirt'
covered in large spots, a cycle-helmet with a make-shift eyestalk, and to
complete the effect, he had to hold a sink-plunger and an egg whisk! The story
started with the TARDIS landing in a place where there is absolutely no life
('New Plymouth!' declared Clary, much to the audience's delight). The companion
had to distract the menacing Dalek by stroking its eye- stalk - which pleases
it no end!
(submitted by Jon Preddle)
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Club International is a British 'adults-only' glossy magazine. Vol.12
No.8, 1992 featured a supposedly humorous story called 'Orgy Porgy' which had
the magazine's regular character Nathaniel Fatbastard travelling back to
Ancient Rome in the FARTDIS ('F**king About with Relative Time Density In
Space'), with his 'Dr Who-like assistant' Kimberly. Upon arrival, the FARTDIS
assumes the outward appearance of a brothel. The rest of the story was devoid
of any Doctor Who references.
(submitted by Reginald B)
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![[Bleep!]](g/smbleeps.gif)
Excerpt from from Whoopee Comic (issue unknown).
(submitted by Adrian Humphris)
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![[Mary Whitehouse]](g/smwhitehouse.gif)
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![[Mary Whitehouse]](g/smwhitehouses.gif) |
Oink is (or was) a British comic magazine. The two cartoons
reproduced here come from the sci-fi special issue. 'Mary Lighthouse' is of
course a thinly veiled dig at Mary Whitehouse, whose complaints about
television standards have often plagued Doctor Who.
(submitted by Adrian Humphris)
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From the
disk's point of view, the S.E.P. never changed. It sees the universe as it
always did, although now it exists solely in the quantum field. And that means
it has a few extra dimensions of movement. That means anywhere in space, and
anywhen in time. Since it exists as a probabilistic construct its existence is
equally probable anywhere in the universe at the same time or anywhen in the
universe in the same place. Shades of Doctor Who!
From The Anti-Gravity Handbook, page 42, compiled by D. Hatcher
Childress (1985). It describes, amongst other things, how to build a flying
saucer, how to convert it into a time machine and how the Philadelphia project
worked.
(submitted by Alden Bates)
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He would
never have admitted it to anyone, but he liked the way it looked: a bright blue
plastic case, with all the letters of the alphabet laid out in rows under a
small screen. Press letters, and they would appear in lit-up green on the
screen, spelling the words that the funny, Dalek-like voice told you to spell.
You could choose a program (easy-to-difficult) and if you pressed all the right
letters, the robot-voice encouraged you.
From the short story Wordfinder by Adele Geras, which appeared in the
book Twisted Circuits: Hi-tech Tales from Tomorrow, edited by Mick Gowar (1987)
(submitted by Jessica Smiler)
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![[Dalek!]](g/smdaleks.gif) |
A blast from the distant past! This is an advertisement which appeared in
The Illustrated London News Christmas Number of December 1967, and is a
plea for readers to donate to a charity called 'Shaftesbury Homes & 'Arethusa'
Training Ship'.
(submitted by Joan Fletcher)
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In the Mobil Masterpiece Theatre TV play Prince about a man and his
obsession with his Alsatian dog, in the background of one scene featuring the
family together, the Doctor Who theme music can be heard from the
television in the corner.
(submitted by Fleur Hardman)
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[Close up of
five photos on a wall, of men with 1960s style hair cuts. Hugh Laurie and
Stephen Fry are looking at the photos on the wall, with their backs to us]
Hugh: Weird isn't it? I mean, where do they find these people?
Stephen: I know...
Hugh: I mean, nobody has actually come out of a barber's shop looking
like that.
Stephen: Hm.
Hugh: Oh well, anyway...
[Stephen and Hugh turn around to face the camera - we can now see that they are
also sporting bad haircuts like those in the photos. They sit down on the
sofa...]
Hugh: Ah, now ladies and gentlemen... mystery objects. I wonder how many
of you can guess what this is... [Hugh holds up a plastic detergent bottle] er,
any ideas, Stephen?
Stephen: Er, no, not really... er...
Hugh: No?
Stephen: Unless... ah! Are we going back to 1974?
Hugh: 1974, that's absolutely right. Yes. Erm, ladies and gentlemen,
this was one of the stars of an episode of Doctor Who, way back in 1974. This
is one of the Wondarks from the Watay galaxy.
Stephen: Er... well, it was the Wondark spaceship, wasn't it, 'cos the...
Hugh: That's right, it was the spaceship, I'm sorry, yes...
Stephen: The Wondarks were played by packets of silk cut -
Hugh: That's right, yes, yes. Anyway, I don't know if we can get a
camera in really close here, can we have a look at this? [Camera close up: we
can see that it is just a plain detergent bottle with the words 'SQEZY' and
'50% extra free' visible]
Hugh: I don't know if you can see that, but this is actually made out of
an old Sqezy bottle... um, I know it sort of gives away the illusion a bit, but
it's amazing what they can do isn't it really...
Stephen: They can create an alien world...
Hugh: All for the price of a crap haircut...
Sketch transcribed from an episode of A Bit of Fry and Laurie, seen
in NZ on Saturday, 13 February at 10.30 pm on TV2.
(submitted by Jennie Rorks)
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... You can
forget paranoia on that one, Dickie - two opponents, the Time Lords and Scene
Changers... and both of them after you as well as each other. You have a
charmed life, son - born to be hanged."
"What do you mean? - Time Lords and Scene Changers? And why me?"
"May not be their own names for themselves. The Lords and the Changers are
groups doing the sort of thing the circle does... but we don't see eye to eye
with them. Dickie, you don't think that in all the Universes to the number of
the beast or more, we of the Circle would be the only ones to catch on to the
truth and attempt to do something about it, do you?"
The above excerpt comes from The Cat Who Walks Through Walls: A Comedy of
Manners, page 361, by Robert A. Heinlein (1985). The Circle is an
organisation of time travellers from many different dimensions/universes. One
member has visited both Oz and Wonderland, so perhaps the Doctor Who universe
is being referred to.
(submitted by Alden Bates)
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In The Goodies episode U-Friend or UFO? (first broadcast in
the UK 4 February 1980), which is a parody of Close Encounters of the Third
Kind and Star Wars, Graeme asks, 'How can we communicate with these
aliens?' R2D2 glides forward, sporting a sink plunger sticking out of his head,
and says 'Exterminate! Kill the humans!' in a Dalek-like voice.
(submitted by Alden Bates)
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![[Behind you!]](g/smadventurers.gif) |
From a cartoon called 'How to be an Adventurer (A short guide)' by Robert
Dene, in Warlock Fighting Fantasy Magazine No 4, 1985. (Jeff Stone)
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Jennifer:
It's quite nice, this room, isn't it? - it's quite comfy, I was thinking - it's
a bit like the Tardis, actually, because it's sort of bigger than you think
from the outside.
Amanda: Oh, shut up, will you, Jennifer - and don't get used to this -
this is just a treat while Shelley's on safari in the living room.
This is an excerpt from Girls on Top, a British TV comedy starring
French and Saunders. The quote appeared in the book Didn't You Kill My
Mother-In-Law?: The Story of Alternative Comedy in Britain from the Comedy
Store to Saturday Live, by Roger Wilmut & Peter Rosengard (1989).
(submitted by Jessica Smiler)
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![[Mickey Mouse]](g/smmickey.jpg)
Excerpt from a Walt Disney comic called Goofy Adventures No.1, June
1990. The segment comes from a story called Goofy Frankenstein in which
Mickey Mouse comes to visit Doctor Frankenstein, played by Goofy.
(submitted by Leigh Hendry)
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